Junkyard Quotes, Week Five: 17-20

• "What... cat got your thumbs?"

                             -a friend's text, asking why I hadn't responded.

• "Don't step in a poodle!"

                              -my grandmother talking about "raining cats and dogs" and all the rain puddles outside

• "I'm lackin' some belly-timber"

                              -overheard conversation during class... apparently the guy was hungry?

• "Let me go ahead and scrap the burn off of it"

                                -my brother-in-law talking about scraping the burnt parts off of the toast