Junkyard Quotes: 13-16, Week 4

• "My bladder is pulsating" 

                             -my sister-in-law... she's pregnant

• "His mouth was closed as tight as a nut-cracker... over her toothless gums!"

                              -a friend of my fiance... talking about a guy and a girl hooking up

•  "I'm as dumb as a cracked brick"

                             -an old friend... apparently he had a brain-fart.

• "You got skin like bark"

                            -some kid in the bar telling a girl that kept trying to flirt and rub up against him.